PEACE IN MAYBERRY

Ever wonder why Mayberry was so
peacefull and quite?

It just dawned on me.

Practically nobody was married. Here
are some of the single people that come
to mind.

Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard,
Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the
Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara.
I could go on.

The only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.

The logic is inescapable.

My work here is done, I rest my case and you are welcome.